You didn't think I would, but I did.
I made doughnuts, we did some harness training (yeah Bear has a harness because if you’ve every thought “I bet if Zoe got a cat she would be one of those weirdos who tries to walk her cat” you are RIGHT) I clipped everybody’s claws, I finished Bobs Burgers, I lost ANOTHER ball off my septum, and…that’s it. Tomorrows gonna suck at work. Please god let this animal let me sleep more than 3 hours tonight.
re-envisioning queer fatherhoods one deep lez cat dad moment at a time #catdad #deeplez
Ditto in a big way
(via heyfatchick)HEAVY MUFFIN TOP
Omg can we please? Pretty pretty please?
my gender is leonardo dicaprio as romeo in shakespeare’s romeo and juliet, but only the scenes where he is crying
(via brighteyedfemme)frumpy boywitch
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
Is that Emma Hyde?! Nah…right?! But maybe?!
(via mmoldypeach)Live Free
It was way too early to start crying at work.
So I’m sharing my pain with you. I can’t even look at the picture.
MA I love you.Wheel Around The World
The most popular girls at school photographed by Lauren Greenfield
“This picture was taken in 1998, at a time when people were just beginning to realise what “mean girls” were, and how brutal and cliquey and excluding they could be. I was on an assignment for the New York Times magazine, for a special issue about being 13. They sent me to a place in Minnesota called Edina, right in the heartland of the US. It was so interesting: in a book I did called Fast Forward, I had been taking a look at how kids grow up really quickly in Los Angeles. But in Minnesota, where life is supposedly not as fast-paced as in LA, I found kids who were equally precocious.
This group of girls were in the popular clique at their school. Popularity was very codified: all the kids knew you had to shop in three particular stores, and that you needed to be blond, thin and blue-eyed. The girls were on their way to their first big party of the seventh grade. I spent a lot of time inside one of their houses, photographing them doing their makeup and combing their hair. Then we came outside. In the beautiful late-afternoon light, they lined up and started posing – it was very much their idea rather than mine.
What I love is that each girl has a different personality in the image, and you can read into it what their status is in the clique. Hannah, the third girl in the purple, was actually deemed the most popular girl at school. But she told me later that she wasn’t actually sure about her group of friends: they could be mean, and people would get criticised if they didn’t look a certain way. Even if you’re in the place everyone wants to be in, as she was, there’s still a lot of pressure to keep up the grade. In a way, she felt it was bad to be popular.”
(via alittledramaticbutok)pretty girls do ugly things
!! My babieza shooting star, out in the stratosphere